Mike Baily (Sid a Skinsből) írta twitterjén. Vagy 10 perce ezen röhögök (érdekes kérdés amúgy:D).

"If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?"

Még pár zsoga tőle:

"Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead."

"Seriously though does anybody really actually pay for internet porn? That's like buying a bottle of fresh air."

"I read Harry Potter and the Half blood prince in 4 hours yesterday. It's only 7 words but I'm still pretty happy with myself"

"Whats the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"What's the biggest difference between men and women? What they mean when they say "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film.""

"What's long and hard and makes women groan? An Ironing Board."

"When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget to write." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"

"I took my girlfriend round to see my family today. My wife went fucking mental"

"Hmmm, snow. The only time four inches (10 centi) can keep a woman in bed all day"

"Is it just me, or would you kill people for the kind of download speed that girl from the piracy ad's getting?"

"I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better"