HabiBárpult

Ebben a bejegyzésben még azt írtam, hogy A.J Cook és Paget Brewster is távozik (és nem biztos, hogy visszatér), de azóta jött pár új infó, és szerencsére közel sem olyan rossz a helyzet. Paget Brewster a napokban írta alá az új szerződését, mely szerint a részek többségében (17/22, a deadline szerint) szerepelni fog a következő évadban. Ennek ellenére biztos, hogy a 6. az utolsó évada lesz. A.J Cook már nem volt ilyen szerencsés, a sorozatnál úgy döntöttek, hogy nem élnek a szerződéshosszabbítás lehetőségével, és csak 2 részben fog felbukkanni, hogy lezárhassák a karakterének sztoriját.

A fejleményekben amúgy lehetséges, hogy a sorozat rajongóinak is benne van a keze, mivel volt egy online petíció, amit annak érdekében indított valaki, hogy a Criminal Minds megtartsa a két színésznőt, és ezt a petíciót 42 ezren írtak, ami ilyeneknél soknak számít. Annyira soknak, hogy Paget Brewster még twitteren is megköszönte a támogatást.

Yummie-n láttam ezt a szörnyűséget, kiteszem ide, hagy szenvedjetek ti is.

1. Hear the word Twitter.  Scoff.
2. Hear it again from someone else.  Scoff again.
3. Hear about famous celebrity who is apparently "On Twitter."  Scoff, but make mental note to check it out.
4. Log into Facebook to comfort self.
5. Sign up for Twitter.
6. Give up because it seems dumb.
7. Loudly criticize others on Twitter.
8. Follow @johncmayer, @aplusk, @rainnwilson, @wilw, @mrskutcher, @oprah, and one other person you actually know.
9. Post tweet that is a variant of: "Trying out this Twitter thing."
10. Attempt to dig a little deeper into Twitter.
11. Notice rampant usage of words: "Tweet," "Twitter," "Twitterverse," "Tweetie," "Tweetdeck," and something called "RT."
12. Scoff again, this time in confusion.
13. Tell friends you "tried that Twitter thing, but didn't get it and it's stupid anyway."
14. Log into Facebook because that site at least makes sense.
15. Read story about Twitter somewhere.
16. Log back into Twitter. 
17. Try to avoid saying Tweet, Twitter, Twitterverse, Tweetie, Tweetdeck, and ReTweet.
18. Respond to @rainnwilson.
19. Curse self for fanning out.
20. Log off for 4 months.
21. Come back, just to see.
22. Post something relatively funny.
23. Get RT'd.
24. Discover that RT means ReTweet.
25. Make it your life mission to get RT'd.
26. Install Twitter app on your phone.
27. No longer ashamed to say "I've gotta Twitter that."
28. Attend events with the sole intention of "Tweeting" them.
29. Pray to get RT'd.
30. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
31. Close computer.
32. Open computer.  Refresh.  Refresh.  Refresh.
33. Think in 140 character sentences.
34. Compulsively check phone all day every day.
35. Tweet that you compulsively check phone all day every day.
36. Alienate actual people in your life in an attempt to impress ones you don't know.
37. Lose weight because you forget to eat.
38. Place phone by bed so you can check first thing in the morning.
39. Defend Twitter to the death from detractors.
40. Hear self, and vaguely recognize that you have become "That Guy."
41. Feel like, and start to behave like River Tam.
42. Vow to quit Twitter to preserve sanity.
43. Read this and change mind. 
44. Think to self, "I should twitter that."
45. Recognize irony.
46. Twitter it.

Mike Baily (Sid a Skinsből) írta twitterjén. Vagy 10 perce ezen röhögök (érdekes kérdés amúgy:D).

"If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?"

Még pár zsoga tőle:

"Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead."

"Seriously though does anybody really actually pay for internet porn? That's like buying a bottle of fresh air."

"I read Harry Potter and the Half blood prince in 4 hours yesterday. It's only 7 words but I'm still pretty happy with myself"

"Whats the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"What's the biggest difference between men and women? What they mean when they say "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film.""

"What's long and hard and makes women groan? An Ironing Board."

"When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget to write." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"

"I took my girlfriend round to see my family today. My wife went fucking mental"

"Hmmm, snow. The only time four inches (10 centi) can keep a woman in bed all day"

"Is it just me, or would you kill people for the kind of download speed that girl from the piracy ad's getting?"

"I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better"
 

Twitteres poén(ok).